Random San Francisco Trip Highlights:

• Latin drag queen stopping in the middle of her show to ask Mary: "Do you want a piece of cake?" I've never seen anyone turn down a piece of cake so quickly :-)

• Moving to the front of the bus (the infamous #14 in the Mission) when we realized the guy next to us had his hands in his pants

• Trying to hide from Mary the fact that the pile of poop by the house door was people poop not dog poop

• Walking up to Tess and saying, "C'mon -- let's test our love," and seeing the panicked look on her face. Then saying, "No, I mean ... you test your love and I'll test mine." We were at Musee' Mechanique and they had a mechanical "game" called "Test Your Love."

• Convincing Mary to take her underwear off at Baker Beach (the nude beach with a great view of the Golden Gate Bridge)

• Noticing a group of guys standing naked in the Castro the first night we were there and then seeing them walk by again later in the week, still naked

• Waving at the stripper when the partition came up at the Lusty Lady